The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
(via megandowneyjr)
Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989
ah thank you ‘willsmith420’
(Source: thatgwenchick, via pukingtears)
i really like the term “breakfast cereal” because it implies the existence of lunch cereals and dinner cereals an possibly even dessert cereals and thats just beautiful
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