The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that big lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, wherever.
(Source: adrians1, via fake-mermaid)
I don’t care who you fucking think you are
If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed
I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp
You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.
(via doctorharryemryswatson)
at what age do i just magically turn hot
(Source: vanitytides, via radical-illusion)
*whispers* am i the only person who doesn’t ship eleven and clara
Personally as I’m watching it, I see it as the sort of relationship a niece might have with her fun uncle (sans the kissing moments, naturally). I see it that way much more than as a ship.
(via doctorharryemryswatson)